She's one of our favorite people even though we haven't seen her in like 6 years. We gotta reconnect girl! What's up with that? But those early years in Detroit with her were... a trip. It seems a little too early in the life of this blog to drop something so phat and juicy, but if I don't lay it out now, it might never be shared with the world. So, without further ado...
The Gayle Hofmann Rap!
My name is Gayle
Man... I aint looking for no male,
Men get whiplash, but I aint gonna tell,
The last man who saw me, he fell.
Now he's crawlin' back to me like a snail.
He said, "But my name is Dell,
I work at Taco Bell.
Yo baby yo, can I get your e-mail?"
Listen son, you best get off my trail,
Or you just might get impaled.
He said,"Baby you so beautiful, I can only look at your picture in Braille."
I said, "You're blowing hot air like a whale,
You're on a quest for a babe, like the crusaders and the grail.
But you'll be looking til you're old and frail
Like Christopher Columbus, you're gonna set sail,
Your game's like communion bread, old and stale
I know I'm beautiful, I must be a ten on your scale,
But you don't have me on lockdown like I'm sitting in a jail cell.
So you better step or else you'll get nailed.
I told you I wasn't looking for no male,
Like Vietnam, your mission just failed..."
SUCKA!!!!
We miss you Gayle.
4 comments:
Oh snap. Did you keep that rhythmic rhyme? That's...well, incredible. I was rollin'...good times
I can't believe I still have it. Remember that Ryan the white rapper helped us write it.
You guys are too much! All I can say is I was feelin kinda sad & lonely this weekend, and then I saw this blog! It was like Jesus sent a little joy my way through my long lost babe sandwich! How I miss the fun we had! I'm sure Windsor has never been the same since. And well, who knows maybe there's a Taco Bell manager in my future! Just think...free TB for life. I'll be sure to hook you both up. No worries! Miss you both & the better halves as well! :) Thanks for encouraging the jelly!
That's my apartment.
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